The Road to Alcoholism

Pl take it easy

Nitin Patil

The Road to Alcoholism

I used to be like this... Then I met a girl... She was like this... Together, we were like this... I gave her gifts like this... When she accepted my proposal, I was like this... I used to talk to her all night like this... And at the office I used to do this... When my friends saw my girlfriend, they stared like this... And I used to react like this... But on Valentines Day, she received a red rose from someone else like this... And she was like this… And I was like this… Which later led to this... and this... I felt like doing this... So I started doing this... NOW look at me… DAMN GIRLS!

Mera bharat Mahaan! Really !!!!

Mera bharat Mahaan!

Best regards, Govindan

Information for your next air travel....

Information for your next air travel....

http://fireballed.org/linked/2014/09/30/singapore-airlines

Must Read - Maths in India (Book Review)

http://www.ams.org/notices/201003/rtx100300385p.pdf

This may be of interest to you. The book review is only six pages.

Tax structure in India

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
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☑ 1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX!

☑ 2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

☑3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND NOW LBT & LPT.

☑ 4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX.

☑ 5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

☑ 6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

☑7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF'S PROFESSIONAL TAX!

☑ 8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax (MAT).

☑ 9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

☑ 10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

☑11) r u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

☑12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

☑ 13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

☑ 14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

☑ 15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

☑ 16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

☑17) How u Travel?
Ans: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

☑18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

☑ 19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

☑20) Do you want growth of india.?
Ans: offcource Yes .

Pay electricity tax, water tax, education tax, & other taxes, which is used by defulter people.

☑21) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX....!!!!!!...😷
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Colorful Wooden Buildings on Nidelva River in Trondheim, Norway

Colorful Wooden Buildings on Nidelva River in Trondheim, Norway

Trondheim the historic port of central Norway. It lies on a sheltered peninsula on the southern shore of the deeply indented Trondheims Fjord at the mouth of the Nidelva river, about 23 miles or 37 km to southeast of the Norwegian Sea. According to legend, Viking Kink Olav Tryggvason established Trondheim in the year 997 at the mouth of the river Nidelva. Since then Trondheim has taken a special place among the Norwegian cities. It was Norway’s first capital and since then, Norwegian kings have received their ceremonial blessings here. Trondheim is a modern city located next to a large fjord. With its many distinguished universities and research facilities, which are among the best in Europe, it has become a center of knowledge. Trondheim has numerous cultural and recreational facilities. It has the charms of a historic city and the potential of a modern European metropolis. Trondheim’s citizens are friendly and social and the city is famous for its hospitality.

Most of the buildings here are wooden, left from the 17th, 18th and 19th centuries. Painted in bright colours, these wooden structures make the streets of Trondheim picturesque and charming. Particularly attractive are the rows of large wooden warehouses lining the river. Built in the 1800′s, when Trondheim was a trading hub and a major port of call for ships travelling up and down the Scandinavian coast, most of these warehouses have been beautifully restored and converted into restaurants, cafes, shops and business premises.

The people of Trondheim have always seen the special quality of the wharves, so they are still proudly standing today, having not only survived the Swedes, but also plans in the 1930s to tear them down and replace them with modern blocks in the functionalist style.

On the seafront, towards the canal, many of the wharves were built more recently, in the 19th and 20th centuries. Housing shops, offices, restaurants and cafes, they still hold a special charm.

Section 370

What is section 370.?
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● Jammu - Kashmir's citizens have dual citizenship.
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● Jammu - Kashmir's national flag is different.
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Jammu - Kashmir' Legislative Assembly's term is 6 years
Whereas its 5 years for the States of India
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● In Jammu - Kashmir its not a crime to insult India's national flag or the national Symbols.!
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● The order of the Supreme Court of India are not valid in Jammu - Kashmir.
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● Parliament of India may make laws in extremely limited areas in terms of Jammu - Kashmir.
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●In Jammu-Kashmir,
If a woman marries a person of any other states of India citizenship to the female ends!
In contrast if a woman marries a person from pakistan even that person will get citizenship of Jammu - Kashmir.
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●Because of Section 370
RTI does not apply in Kashmir.
RTE is not implemented
CAG does not apply..
Indian laws are not applicable
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●Shariat law is applicable to womens in Kashmir.
There are no rights to panchayats in kashmir
A peon only gets Rs 2500 in kashmir
Minorities in Kashmir [Hindu - Sikh] does not get 16% reservation.
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●Due to Section 370
Outsiders can not own land in Kashmir.
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●Because of Section 370 pakistanis gets Indian citizenship, for which they only need to marry girl from kashmir
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●Its a good start to remove section370.
At least one step has been taken further.
The new government has already raised this issue.!!
Now if someone wants to say something about these secular facts then they are welcome.!
Section 370 has to be removed