Monday 14 December 2015

British Resolve

HE IS DEFINITELY GOING TO NEED POLICE PROTECTION AFTER THIS LATEST ONE!
 
When Hitler bombed Britain every night for months and months, he was convinced that the British would cave in and give up.
Big mistake, very big mistake.
 
This man, is showing that British resolve all over again. The British can only be pushed for a certain time, then they fight.
 
My guess is that the Muslims are about to find out what Hitler found out.

https://dotsub.com/media/72457cbc-fe18-4053-ae3f-6c7639cf4e79/embed/

Sunday 6 December 2015

Ten Golden Mantras for Growing Old With Dignity

Many people feel unhappy, health-wise and security-wise, after 60 or 70 or 80 years of age, feeling as if a diminishing importance is given to them and their opinions. But, it need not be so, if only we understand the basic principles of life and follow them.
 
Here are ten mantras to age gracefully, make life after retirement more pleasant, enjoy and treasure the elder years of wisdom and intelligence at its best.

1.     Never say 'I am too old'

There are three ages, chronological, biological, and psychological. The first is calculated based on our date of birth; the second is determined by the health conditions and the third is how old you feel you are. While we don't have control over the first, we can take care of our health with good diet , exercise and a cheerful attitude. A positive attitude and optimistic way of thinking can reverse the third age.
 
2.     Health is wealth

If you really love your kids and kin, taking care of yourself and your health should be your priority. Thus, you will not be a burden to them. Have an annual health check-up and take the prescribed medicines regularly. Take out a health care insurance coverage.
 
health
 
3.       Money is important

Money is essential for meeting the basic necessities of life, keeping good health and earning family respect and security. Don't spend beyond your means even for your children. You have lived for them through out, and it is  time you enjoyed a harmonious life with your spouse. If your children are grateful they should take care of you. But never take it for granted.
 
 
4.     Relaxation and recreation

The most relaxing and recreating forces are healthy and religious attitudes, good sleep, music and laughter. Have faith in your religion, learn to sleep well, love good music, and see the fun side of life.
 
 
5.       Time is precious

It is almost like holding a horse's reins. When they are in your hands, you can control them. Imagine that every day you are born again. Yesterday is a paid check. Tomorrow is a promissory note. "Today is ready cash; use it profitably. Live this moment".
 
6.      Change is the only permanent thing

We should accept change ; it is inevitable. The only way to make sense out of change is to join the dance. Change has brought about many pleasant things. We should be happy that our children are blessed.
 
7.       Enlightened selfishness

All of us are basically selfish. Whatever we do, we expect something in return. We should definitely be grateful to those who stood by us. But, our focus should be on the internal satisfaction and happiness we derive by doing good for others, without expecting anything in return but the warm glow we get, which in the end, is what we really want.
 
8.      Forgive, then Forget.

Don't be bothered too much by others' mistakes. We are not spiritual enough to show our other cheek when we are slapped on one cheek. But, for the sake of our own health and happiness, let us forgive and forget them. Otherwise,  we will only be increasing our BP.
 
forgiving
 
9.        Everything has a reason; a purpose

Take life as it comes. Accept yourself as you are, and also accept others for what they are. Everybody is unique and right in their own ways.
 
10.      Overcome the fear of death

We all know that one day we have to leave this world. Still we are afraid of death. We think that our spouse and children will be unable to withstand our loss. But the truth is that no one is going to die for you; they may be  depressed for some time. Time heals everything and they will carry on. Remember, no one leaves this world alive.

Friday 4 December 2015

Some facts about Bagwad Gita...

Some facts about Bagwad Gita

Thursday 3 December 2015

Tomorrow or Today?

A glimpse of tomorrow

The future is here -- these advancements are staggering

The world's first virtual shopping center opened in Korea. All the products are just LCD screens that allows you to order the items by touching the screen. When you get to the counter, your items are already bagged and ready to go.

 

 
A cellphone you can bend as much as you like and it will still do everything a smart phone does.

 
Your personal computer ring can play music, check your email, give you alerts and even allows you to browse or chat with others.
http://imgur.com/ZQwtMCf

 
This man is demonstrating the ability of
his prosthetic eye, which has a camera
installed in it.

 
No longer using the camping stove just for cooking, a new line of camping stoves use the heat energy to power up lights and charge your phones or anything else you can charge by USB cable.

 

 
  
This trash can follows you around and calculates where to stand to catch your thrown garbage!
http://imgur.com/5Qnzl8D

 

 
This motion tracking table morphs its surface
to mimic your movements, allowing you to control objects from the other side of the planet if you so choose.
http://imgur.com/Il8qIAP


 
This windowed door turns opaque whenever you lock it.
http://imgur.com/L3F2wRc

 
This incredible app translates signs from video and in real time!
http://imgur.com/e9auC4t


 

The new 'Google Fiber' has started deploying, and will offer users an internet connection that is about 100 times faster than what they are currently using.


 
When did car panels start looking this advanced?

 
A stop sign using water to project the image
http://imgur.com/CQWbK6A

 
An example of the new E-Ink in action. An ink that stays flat on the page and can be printed but still moves on the printer page.
http://imgur.com/lhzHEWi

 

 
All of the functions these items that we used 20 years ago... Are now done by a single smart phone.

 
New casts can be printed with a 3D printer,
are lighter, more comfortable and just as strong.

 

Bionic hands are now so advanced they can perform even delicate and complex movements.
http://imgur.com/PCYBZe6
Welcome to the world of Tomorrow.............
Well actually, it's already Here!!!
 


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Wednesday 2 December 2015

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Tuesday 1 December 2015

अभिनेता आमीर खान के बढ़ती 'असहिष्णुता' के बयान पर....

अभिनेता आमीर खान के बढ़ती 'असहिष्णुता' के बयान पर....
अभिनेता आमीर खान के बढ़ती 'असहिष्णुता' के बयान पर जयपुर
के कवि अब्दुल गफ्फार की ताजा रचना

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"तूने कहा,सुना हमने अब मन टटोलकर सुन ले तू,
सुन  ओ आमीर  खान,अब कान खोलकर सुन ले तू,"

तुमको शायद इस हरकत पे शरम नहीं आने की,
तुमने हिम्मत कैसे की जोखिम में हमें बताने की

शस्य श्यामला इस धरती के जैसा जग में और नहीं
भारत माता की गोदी से प्यारा कोई ठौर नहीं

घर से बाहर जरा निकल के अकल खुजाकर पूछो
हम कितने हैं यहां सुरक्षित, हम से आकर पूछो

पूछो हमसे गैर मुल्क में मुस्लिम कैसे जीते हैं
पाक, सीरिया, फिलस्तीन में खूं के आंसू पीते हैं

लेबनान, टर्की,इराक में भीषण हाहाकार हुए
अल बगदादी के हाथों मस्जिद में नर संहार हुए

इजरायल की गली गली में मुस्लिम मारा जाता है
अफगानी सडकों पर जिंदा शीश उतारा जाता है

यही सिर्फ वह देश जहां सिर गौरव से तन जाता है
यही मुल्क है जहां मुसलमान राष्ट्रपति बन जाता है

इसकी आजादी की खातिर हम भी सबकुछ भूले थे
हम ही अशफाकुल्ला बन फांसी के फंदे झूले थे

हमने ही अंग्रेजों की लाशों से धरा पटा दी थी
खान अजीमुल्ला बन लंदन को धूल चटा दी थी

ब्रिगेडियर उस्मान अली इक शोला थे,अंगारे थे
उस सिर्फ अकेले ने सौ पाकिस्तानी मारे थे

हवलदार अब्दुल हमीद बेखौफ रहे आघातों से
जान गई पर नहीं छूटने दिया तिरंगा हाथों से

करगिल में भी हमने बनकर हनीफ हुंकारा था
वहाँ मुसर्रफ के चूहों को खेंच खेंच के मारा था

मिटे मगर मरते दम तक हम में जिंदा ईमान रहा
होठों पे कलमा रसूल का दिल में हिंदुस्तान रहा

इसीलिए कहता हूँ तुझसे,यूँ भड़काना बंद करो
जाकर अपनी फिल्में कर लो हमें लडाना बंद करो

बंद करो नफरत की स्याही से लिक्खी पर्चेबाजी
बंद करो इस हंगामें को, बंद करो ये लफ्फाजी

यहां सभी को राष्ट्र वाद के धारे में बहना होगा
भारत में भारत माता का बनकर ही रहना होगा

भारत माता की बोली भाषा से जिनको प्यार नहीं
उनको भारत में रहने का कोई भी अधिकार नहीं"

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---"कवि अब्दुल गफ्फार(जयपुर) की ताजा रचना"

Wednesday 25 November 2015

BIHAR CABINET!

Wow This is improvement considering the "Rabadi Devi " was illiterate. 



The recent Bihar Elections have shown one thing: EDUCATION IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE.
A Look at the Bihar Cabinet and the Educational Qualifications of the ministers
1) Nitish Kumar - Chief Minister, Home, General Administration - (Bachelor Of Engineering)
2) Tejaswi Yadav - Deputy Chief Minister - Roads, Buildings, Backwards class Welfare - (Ninth std Fail)
3) Tej Pratap Yadav - Health, Irrigation, Transport - (Twelfth Fail)
4) Abdul Bari Siddiqui -  Finance - (Twelfth)
5) Vijendra Prasad Yadav - Electricity - (Tenth Fail)
6) Lalan Singh - Drinking water - ( Eighth Std)
7) Manju Varma - Social Welfare - (Twelfth)
8) Manmohan Jha - Land development - (Seventh)
9) Madan sahini - Fertilizers - (Tenth Std)
10) Ashok Choudhary - Education & IT (Tenth Std)
11) Vijay Prakash - Labour - (Fifth Standard)
12) Ram Vichar Rai - (Agriculture)
13) Kapildev Kamath - Panchayati Raj - (Third Std)
14) Santosh Nirala - SC/ST Welfare - (Twelfth)
15) Abdul Jaleel Masthaan - Programme Implementation - (Eighth Std)
16) Abdul Gafoor - Minority Welfare - (Tenth Std)
17) Chandrika rai - Transport 
18) Maheswar Hajari - Urban Development  - (Twelfth)
19) Chandrashekar - Disaster Management - (Fourth std)
20) Jaykumar singh - Industries And Science and Technology - (Tenth Std)
21) Anitha Devi -  tourism - (Twelfth Failed)
22) Awadesh Singh - Animal Husbandry - (Fifth Standard) 
23) Muneshwar Choudhary - Mines and Geology - (Twelfth)
24) Krishnanandan Verma - Law - (Eleventh)
25) Khurshid Feroz Ahmed - Sugarcane Industry - (Fifth std)
26) Shailesh Kumar - Village Administration - (Second Standard)
27) Alok Mehta - Co-operatives - (Third standard)
28) Shravan Kumar - Village Development - (Twelfth Standard)
29) Shivachandra Ram - Arts and Culture - (ILLITERATE)
HAIL  DEMOCRAZY