Jealous of India's Yoga Day, Pakistan to push UN to recognize 14th August as International Terrorism Day.
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi's big push for Yoga and the United Nations' subsequent declaration of 21st June as the International Day of Yoga, has left India's Western neighbour jealous and bitter. Keen to match India's move to project its culture on the world's stage, Pakistan has now approached the United Nations with the idea of recognizing 14th August, the birthday of Pakistan, as International Terrorism Day.
Talking to journalists at his farm house in Raiwind, Pakistan's Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif confirmed that he will make a formal appeal to Ban Ki-moon, Secretary-General of the United Nations during the next General Assembly session in New York. "That's right. Just like India is the birth place of Yoga, Pakistan is the birthplace of terrorism. And we'll promote it in a big way across the world!" he said.
Leading terrorist organizations around the world have come in full support of this move. Spokespersons of terrorist organizations such as ISIS, Al-Qaeda, Lashkar-e-Taiba have announced their support through video messages. A masked man claiming to be the spokesperson of Al-Qaeda said, "Pakistan needs to be credited for promoting our cause. There seems to be a day for Fathers, Mothers, Sisters and Brothers but terrorists like us never get to celebrate our day. This is a novel idea and we will offer our full support to Pakistan."
According to sources, Pakistan has already begun to mobilize the terrorist world to stage a massive event on International Terrorism Day. From Indonesia to Iraq, over a million people are expected to demonstrate terrorism on August 14th. "What's the record India has set? Over 35,000 people doing Yoga at Raj Path? Well, we plan to have over 50,000 people assemble in Islamabad and blow ourselves up. It'll shatter India's Guinness Record! Wait and watch!" said an LeT handler in ISI.
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi's big push for Yoga and the United Nations' subsequent declaration of 21st June as the International Day of Yoga, has left India's Western neighbour jealous and bitter. Keen to match India's move to project its culture on the world's stage, Pakistan has now approached the United Nations with the idea of recognizing 14th August, the birthday of Pakistan, as International Terrorism Day.
Talking to journalists at his farm house in Raiwind, Pakistan's Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif confirmed that he will make a formal appeal to Ban Ki-moon, Secretary-General of the United Nations during the next General Assembly session in New York. "That's right. Just like India is the birth place of Yoga, Pakistan is the birthplace of terrorism. And we'll promote it in a big way across the world!" he said.
Leading terrorist organizations around the world have come in full support of this move. Spokespersons of terrorist organizations such as ISIS, Al-Qaeda, Lashkar-e-Taiba have announced their support through video messages. A masked man claiming to be the spokesperson of Al-Qaeda said, "Pakistan needs to be credited for promoting our cause. There seems to be a day for Fathers, Mothers, Sisters and Brothers but terrorists like us never get to celebrate our day. This is a novel idea and we will offer our full support to Pakistan."
According to sources, Pakistan has already begun to mobilize the terrorist world to stage a massive event on International Terrorism Day. From Indonesia to Iraq, over a million people are expected to demonstrate terrorism on August 14th. "What's the record India has set? Over 35,000 people doing Yoga at Raj Path? Well, we plan to have over 50,000 people assemble in Islamabad and blow ourselves up. It'll shatter India's Guinness Record! Wait and watch!" said an LeT handler in ISI.
-- The Scallion
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